doing social media training at my job like i don’t run a blog that would make me unemployable
“thank you for maintaining a professional and responsible online presence”
me, drafting a post about how i want to be harpooned and gutted like a fish sexual style: sure thuing boss 👍
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He looks like an old light house keeper
I would buy his frozen fish fingers
The Trombone Champ soundtrack really makes this. :’)
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I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.
It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
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We can’t have a midlife crisis, our entire existence has been a crisis. Enjoy doing grand folks shit my fellow millennials ❤️
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René Magritte - The Fair Captive (1949)
bro my fucking euphonium
JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS THAT DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DONT KNOW ME. IVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO READ.
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“babe you better not be elijah wood cuntily turning on the tv when i get home”
my goofy ass:
